Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live!

WFMU's Dave Hill

Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live!

Thu, April 20, 2017

Doors: 8:00 pm / Show: 9:00 pm


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Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live!
Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live!
In 2004, comedian Dave Hill (host of WFMU's The Goddamn Dave Hill Show), a grown man living in New York City, began posing as Lance, a teenager living with his parents in Gary, Indiana, who also just so happened to be the lead singer and sole member of the most extreme, brutal, and Satanic black metal band of all-time, Witch Taint.

As Lance, Dave began emailing with a Norwegian black metal record label owner in Oslo named Saiitham in hopes of getting signed to the label on the strength of one excruciatingly bad song called “Necrodreamraper.” Their lengthy e-mail conversation, now known among the faithful as the Black Metal Dialogues (www.theblackmetaldialogues.com), quickly became the stuff of legend and is considered by many to be the most infernal, extreme, and downright unholy electronic mail correspondence of all-time.

In “Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live!”, this infernal and 100% real email chain is brought life by comedians Dave Hill and Phil Costello, culminating in a live performance by the mighty Witch Taint that will scar you for life. If you think you can handle it, please come. However, in the event that you have a preexisting health condition that is aggravated by things that are evil, extreme, infernal, brutal, kvlt, unholy, and/or just sort of negative in general, you will most likely be sent screaming into the night until you eventually grow tired and collapse into a ditch somewhere.

You have been warned.
Venue Information:
Monty Hall
43 Montgomery St.
Jersey City, NJ, 07302